Miro - mea culpa...

Miro licked around Michael’s glass after he left the room.
Miro abused laxatives and shat in a vase when Evelyn was in the bathroom.
Miro held down a dog and dry humped it to show it who was boss.
Miro couldn’t afford food but stole organic white tea.
Miro pissed in Steven’s yukka and put vinegar in his potted fern.
Miro spat on Steven’s paintings.
Miro glassed Lorna and Andy.
Miro prayed to a God he didn’t believe in for Sarah, Kelly, Leah and Mark to split up with their lovers.
Miro knew the only way he would get some money was for his grandfather to die.
Miro didn’t rest on his laurels – he was just very scared and lazy.
Miro forgot people’s names because he just wasn’t interested.
Miro found a plectrum in his bed after he rimmed Mack.
Miro fucked Martin in Steven’s bed.
Miro knew all the secrets of the OTO and wore swimming trunks underneath his robe at his Man of Earth initiation.
Miro stopped talking to Chris after he got the job he wanted.
Miro spat in Steven’s tea when Will watched with silent disgust.
Miro pissed in Ruth’s letterbox after he was thrown out of her party.
Miro glassed Andrea’s husband and got punched so hard in the face he couldn’t eat for two days.
Miro stole Agnes’ necklace and then ‘found’ it in the bushes outside.
Miro abandoned Steven in a museum when he was at the height of his nervous breakdown.
Miro hoped that Colin would die after they split up and he did.
Miro sent a tornado after John and a hurricane killed hundreds.
Miro dreamt that the Twin Towers fell the day before they did, then prayed that the White House would be next.
Miro ripped up all Steven’s photos of his ex.
Miro said enema instead of anima at high school.
Miro waved his flag for Celtic when Rangers came onto the pitch.
Miro fucked ___ who played football for ___.
Miro fucked ___ who played drums for ___.
Miro kissed Billy after he had just married Claire.
Miro vowed to take everyone with him when he went to hell.
Miro often shat in the doorway of the Church round from his flat.
Miro pissed on Michael’s dick in Lisa’s bath.
Miro stole George’s underpants and Alan’s socks to cum over them.
Miro stole Lindsay’s porn and then put it back the next day.
Miro borrowed Steven’s grandmother’s necklace and lost it.
Miro got fucked under the bridge in the park, threw up, cried on Steven’s floor then phoned his mother.
Miro stood on Kelly’s pink glass flamingo and just laughed.
Miro forced himself to cry at Beaches out of superstition.
Miro always pissed in Leah and Stuart’s bathroom sink.
Miro filled his satchel with bottles of Steven’s wine then smashed them outside his house.
Miro would never forgive Will for fucking Elisa and would make him pay one day.
Miro continually lied about taking STI tests.
Miro hated S and S but no one else.
Miro had experienced unconditional love but never gave it.
Miro liked the smell of his cock after a few days without showering.
Miro set a fire outside a family home and killed five people.